Hall of Patrons
The permanent home of Bottom News Lifetime Lowlights — the legends who claimed their city forever.
Be the First Lifetime Lowlight
No one has claimed a city yet. This Hall of Patrons is waiting for its first legend.
For a one-time £49 donation on Ko-fi, you can claim a city forever. Your name will appear here, at the top of your city's supporter wall, and in every article from your area.
Claim Your CityCities Available to Claim
35 cities are still waiting for their Lifetime Lowlight.
Once a city is claimed, no one else can become its Lifetime Lowlight. Ever.
What Lifetime Lowlights Get
Permanent Status
One payment, lifetime recognition. No renewals, ever.
Top of the Wall
Listed above all other supporters on your city's page.
Article Credits
Your name featured in every story from your city.
Priority Everything
Your story pitches get looked at first. Always.
Exclusive Claim
Only ONE Lifetime Lowlight per city. First come, first served.
Hall of Patrons
Permanent listing on this page. You're part of Bottom News history.