Bleak Weather Forecasts
Dry, practical outlooks for 16 major English cities. Because the weather is rarely on your side.
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About Our Bleak Weather Forecasts
Welcome to Bottom News's Bleak Weather service. We provide no-nonsense weather forecasts for 16 major English cities, focused on what you can actually expect outside.
Cities We Cover
We provide daily weather forecasts for: London, Birmingham, Manchester, Liverpool, Leeds, Bristol, Newcastle, Sheffield, Nottingham, Leicester, Southampton, Brighton, Bradford, Portsmouth, Oxford, and Cambridge.
Why Bleak Weather?
Because forecasting should be practical. We tell you what is coming and what will be inconvenient, so you can plan with minimal optimism.
Updated Daily
Our weather forecasts are updated every morning at 6am UTC. Whether you're planning your commute or bracing for the outdoors, we keep it straightforward.